Miniature Horse, Paedo Bear, Stripper Pole, Rad T-Shirt, Bluetooth Headset... this photo is like a "circle as many rad things as you can in 30 secs" puzzle.
BREAKING!!11 UPDATE OMGFG: The guy in the intense tucked-in-tee/dad jeans/Seinfeld sneaks getup is codenamed: "Hivoltage". Get the backstory here:
http://www.ivomitrainbows.com/?p=81
